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"He's probably okay, but let's check his credit references anyway. You call the bookie, I'll call the exotic dancer."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Housekeeping?!"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Graph Your Relatives!

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Imagine

Football Crazy strip six

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

My Spam Sketchbook

The Frankenstein snowman.

Tasty.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

"The usual."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Piano Prompt

Cat art exhibition.

'Mr. Gridley writes blurbs for tombstones.'

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Mom $50 Pop $35