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Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I win!'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The relay race

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

We're barely gonna make it!

Cars at the drive in.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'