Quirky Race Enthusiasts Gifts

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

The relay race

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

"On your mark! Get set!"

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Cars at the drive in.

We're barely gonna make it!

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

A number of runners run through police tape.