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"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Snail Coach

'Costume - What costume?'

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

Curling Rocks!

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Tug the Toggle

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

Umbrella fight.

Strange Wrestling

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Lariant Art.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Bobsleigh practice.