Quirky Quantum Thinker T-Shirts

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Pigeon Little

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Reverse psychology

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

The Physiciatrist...

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Dreams I have had...

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Large print e-book.

Schrödinger and his cat