Quirky Quantum Thinker Pillows

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Pigeon Little

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Reverse psychology

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Large print e-book.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Am I sensing fear?"

Dreams I have had...

Schrödinger and his cat

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory