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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

The Yearly News

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'Condensed-Matter blues'

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program