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Stylish clothing for snakes.

"He was a sea rescue."

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Fish in Water Cooler.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Nutty Assistants

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'