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Hats and Food

"He was a sea rescue."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Lap fish..."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Nutty Assistants

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''