Quirky Neighbor Wave Gifts

New house smell.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Mower Fraud!

Privacy in the garden.

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

Snake disappearing through door.

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Tangled wires.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

'Don't they EVER stop partying?'

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.