Quirky Neighbor Fan Gifts

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Antler Buzzers.

The water desk

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'A Dust Cow'.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Pirate trying on parrots.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

At home with the Tangleheads

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Privacy in the garden.

Meerkows.

Mower Fraud!

101 uses of a dead cat: stool