Quirky Neighbor Fan Gifts

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Antler Buzzers.

The water desk

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'A Dust Cow'.

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

Pirate trying on parrots.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

At home with the Tangleheads

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Privacy in the garden.

Meerkows.

Atomic Bear: Part 3

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Mower Fraud!

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair