Quirky Nature Humorist Pillows

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Glance Exchange

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Optimist

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"It's just a tree."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth