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The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

Victor Hugo

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"I'm after the history section."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Christopher Isherwood

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Ilyasah Shabazz

The first transatlantic communication.

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Reading room

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.