Quirky Market Visitor Gifts

"Have you noticed how red my apples are?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

See you at the farmers market!

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Jumble Sale

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Vegicurious

Limbo Day at the Palace

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Placier.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Olives