Quirky Market Visitor Mugs

"Have you noticed how red my apples are?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

See you at the farmers market!

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Unusual Offers

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

(Direct to the Consumer)

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Jumble Sale

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Vegicurious

Placier.