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Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

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"I love you, you big fool."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

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Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Spell-Check Bee

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'

"Just once I'd like it if you could tell me you love me without using flash cards."

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'