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'He told me he was at the cutting edge of law and order.'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

You are the 1 I settled 3

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

'Could I have a loan a cup of sugar please?'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

"I'll make a deal with you. You don't push my buttons, and I won't pull your strings."

'Son, it's time you learned about the pterodactyls and the trilobites....'

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

'My fault?! You're the one who said, 'Give him enough rope and he'll hang himself.''

Janet Street Porter's Dog.

'Any chance of a drink while she's sorting out the taxi fare?'

"Everyone will be squamous for 15 minutes"

Things you say when you are officially old...

"He's probably okay, but let's check his credit references anyway. You call the bookie, I'll call the exotic dancer."

Kleptomaniacs Anonymous: "The meetings CLOSE at ten o'clock. We don't have a KNOCKING OFF time.'

'Hence, there is a direct relationship between how the ball bounces and the way the cookie crumbles.'

'If you say 'ce'est la vie' one more time... I'll junk-punch you!'

"I hate when we (crossbow) quarrel."

The Way We Were

Fishing Terms: Hairy Mary