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Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

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"I love you, you big fool."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Shell Fire

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Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

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Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'They speak fish!'

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

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"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Spell-Check Bee

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'

Scrabble for dyslectics

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'