Quirky Job Interviewee Pillows

'...Boom-boom-bam, BOOM-boom, boomity-bim-bam, BOOM, bam-bam, BAM, boom-boom....'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Urine Catcher

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'...No it's Malcom from ***** after someone with autocad experience in elecro-mechanical design.'

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

Latrinologist

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

"Woodpecker gets an office job."