Quirky Items Pillows

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

The Corner Shop.

Raincloud Umbrella

Ask me about my tail.

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"Where I bury my bones?! Heck no, that's my wine cellar."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hats and Food

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

Bizarre sights.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

An old shoe in every bag!

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."