Quirky Finds Pillows

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Toadstools

Raincloud Umbrella

Piranhaclaus

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

How Amazon was invented

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Crystal Ball Plug

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'Too dressy?'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Jack and the Beanie stock.