Quirky Hygiene Lover Gifts

'Why are you using a tooth paste that relieves itching and burning while it shrinks swollen membranes?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Criminal Germs

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'Have you washed your hands?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Wash Hands After Every Business Deal

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Grooming for beginners.