Quirky Hygiene Lover Prints

'Why are you using a tooth paste that relieves itching and burning while it shrinks swollen membranes?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Criminal Germs

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'Have you washed your hands?'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Wash Hands After Every Business Deal

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"