Quirky Housing Seeker Gifts

"Not to mention the park view."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Beware of the Lawn

'Bed & Bagel'

Mouse real estate!

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

Junk Mail Shredder.

'The former occupants were a little rambunctios, but we'll redecorate the apartment for you.'

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit

"It's a bottomless pit of despair, washer/dryer in unit."

Bikini Between Buildings