Quirky Home Collector Pillows

"You rang?"

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

"Hmmm...this old guy claims he found this crooked sixpence on a crooked stile while walking a crooked mile. He has a crooked cat, a crooked mouse, and they're all living in this little crooked house! Sergeant, I think we've found our crooked man!"

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Ice shelfie.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Anorak anoraks'.