Quirky Group Lover Gifts

With both meetings scheduled to end at 3 pm, a perfect storm was brewing.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Storage Unit of Love

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Four ballerinas

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Romance

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Freak Family.

Flatware Follies.

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Conductor and Quasimodo.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

Mouse on mouse action.