Quirky Grooming Routines Gifts

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Missing my hair.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

My Life in Beards.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Twenty Blades Razor

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "