Quirky Grooming Routines Prints

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Missing my hair.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Twenty Blades Razor

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."