Quirky Granny Pillows

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Don't editorialize."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Rock on Grandma!

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

E M Forster.

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

Lady with walking frame on skis.

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Mouse execution

The Odd Duck

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

Leaking 'waterbed of nails'.

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

'How embarrassing, we've got the same designer drugs.'

"Oh, here—take a penny and make it an even three hundred."

Do not dare ask me about my grandchildren!

With both meetings scheduled to end at 3 pm, a perfect storm was brewing.