Quirky Grandmother Pillows

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Rock on Grandma!

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

Young MacDonald

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

"My great granddad says fruits and vegetables keep him healthy. He calls them 'fossil fuels.'"

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

'Hello? 911! Come quick! My husband is having a fart attack!'

Lady with walking frame on skis.

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

Do not dare ask me about my grandchildren!

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

"Your cats are fine."

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'

Gun-toting granny.

"Like this, Tommy?"

'Grandpa, can your inner child come out and play?'

'Hold it. It's Uncle Ezra!'