Rockstar Granny Pillows

Rock on Grandma!

Robert Fripp

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Freddie Mercury

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Rock and Roll

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Jimi Hendrix.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr

Ray Davies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

Electric guitar

Peter Gabriel

Mick Jagger

"The Momfia"

Christine McVie

Pete Townshend