Modern Granny Pillows

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"He just said his first word!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Laptops

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

Maternity tattoos

Rock on Grandma!