Modern Granny Prints

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"He just said his first word!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Smartphone Sonogram

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The modern generation!

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

Maternity tattoos

Laptops

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Rock on Grandma!

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'