Modern Moms Prints

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Supermom.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"He just said his first word!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

How's the new one?

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Maternity tattoos

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Laptops

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Phone Mittens

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'