Rockstar Granny T-Shirts

Rock on Grandma!

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Rock and Roll

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Electric guitar

Christine McVie

"The Momfia"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Santa Metal Claus