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'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Rock on Grandma!

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Chicken Coupe.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Who said money was not a motivator?

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Dog on skates.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"Give her a little time, Kids. Helen has to get used to now being a grandmother."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Tortoise and hair.

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

Extreme Accounting!

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Roller Girl

Breaking the quarantine