Cheeky Granny Fans Pillows

'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Granny Wear

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

Teacup

Tequila Mocking Bird

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Are you a good little girl or boy If not, REPENT today: 'November and December,,,I'm Santa at Macys,'

As his lemming friends plummeted off the edge, Bobby discovered he had vertigo.

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

Lady with walking frame on skis.

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Slackeroo.

Scarecrow Goalie

Love or Confusion?

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

Ninja Porn