Quirky Fear Aficionado Gifts

'Man, that freaks me out I've lived here over a year and every time I come home that lamp's in a different place,'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Football Crazy strip six

My Spam Sketchbook

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"You're afraid of what?"

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'What's wrong with you?'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"No, I'm scarier."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

The Scream at the movie theater.

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"Have we got a show for you!"

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

Circus News

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

Creepy Delivery.

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'