Quirky Fashion Collectors Gifts

Titan Arum

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

The Dandy

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Crystal Ball Plug

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'Too dressy?'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Goldfish funeral

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

The Wackoman (Heat it).

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

'You caught it! You clean it!'