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Titan Arum

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

The Dandy

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Crystal Ball Plug

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'Too dressy?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'You caught it! You clean it!'

'Stampede!!'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Vampire afternoon tea.