Quirky Deli Diner Gifts

Looking for quirky deli diner-inspired gifts? Explore our collection of playful and creative items that celebrate the nostalgic charm of classic eateries. From witty mugs to vibrant prints, find the perfect way to show your love for all things deli and diner. Whether you're shopping for a fellow food enthusiast or want to add a unique touch to your home or outfit, our quirky deli diner-themed products are sure to delight with their vintage vibe and charming humor.

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'Order somethin' else, Mae, today's prospector ain't quite dead yet.'

'Order somethin' else, Mae, today's prospector ain't quite dead yet.' mockup

'Order somethin' else, Mae, today's prospector ain't quite dead yet.'

from $19.00

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!" mockup

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

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"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!" mockup

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?" mockup

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?' mockup

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

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"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?" mockup

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

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Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75) mockup

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

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"One spaghetti, and two straws please." mockup

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

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"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

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'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.' mockup

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

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"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?" mockup

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

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Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining. mockup

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

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Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius mockup

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?' mockup

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

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Sushi Train Spotters

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"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

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"Give him his food."

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"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...." mockup

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

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Dave's Hamburger Shop

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"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold." mockup

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

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"It's the Chef Surprise."

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"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean." mockup

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

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"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it." mockup

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

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"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk." mockup

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

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"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews." mockup

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

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"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?" mockup

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

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'Careful, the plate is really hot.' mockup

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

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"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday." mockup

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

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Man finds a python in his breakfast egg mockup

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

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Road Kill Cafe.

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'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.' mockup

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

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Man eating his meal with his feet. mockup

Man eating his meal with his feet.

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"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate." mockup

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

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Quirky Deli Diner Gifts Collection

Quirky Deli Diner Mugs

Explore our full range of deli diner-themed mugs for a humorous and vintage-inspired start to your day.

Quirky Deli Diner Pillows

Brighten your home with our deli diner-inspired pillows featuring witty and nostalgic designs.

Quirky Deli Diner Prints

Bring vintage diner vibes into your space with our bold and colorful prints perfect for any kitchen or casual area.

Quirky Deli Diner T-Shirts

Looking for more playful deli diner apparel? Check out our t-shirts that celebrate retro charm and culinary fun.