Quirky Couple Gifts Pillows

'Any chance of a courtesy girl-friend while you're looking for my wife?'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Emergency Phone.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Advanced footsie

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'We have three minutes left.'

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

High speed cinder block

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.