Quirky Commentary Appreciator Pillows

Vancouver, you're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Would you people please stop saying you're "moving to Canada"? We Canadians pride ourselves on not being the United States. We can't keep doing that if half the United States moves up here. That's it ... We're coming next Tuesday. We'll be moving in right next door to you and playing loud music at all hours. If you think America will abide being told what to do, you don't understand America. If you move to Canada, Canada's moving to the Nor

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Touché"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I'm a monster."

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Cheesie Rider

God with Earth Controller

"Overkill, dude."

Expressions of mystery.

Mummy Shrink.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Curiosity."

Pianist.

"We're making progress."

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"High Fashion"

'I like it.'

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'