Quirky Story Appreciator Pillows

'Hurry up with the ransom note, we haven't much time.'

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Nanki Poo

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

I told you I lost it in the sun.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

"Are you binge watching again?"

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

the bad news is she has worms. The good news is they're earworms.

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

A Cool Invisible Cow.

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

Atomic Bear: Part 7

Taste buds

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

Beware of Anthropomorphic Dog

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'