Quirky Story Appreciator Prints

'Hurry up with the ransom note, we haven't much time.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Nanki Poo

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

"Are you binge watching again?"

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

A Cool Invisible Cow.

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

Taste buds

Beware of Anthropomorphic Dog