Quirky Narrative Appreciators Prints

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

"My Dad has a way of making a long story even longer."

"Are you binge watching again?"

'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

Homeless! My Gingerbread House Was Eatern By Birds And The Insurance Won't Cover It.

'Hurry up with the ransom note, we haven't much time.'

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

"No, John. You know I'll only end up hurting you."

'I know you've been sleeping with my conjoined twin brother, now where is he hiding?'

'You've never cohabitated with an antipodal ding bat have you?'

On Vixen: Confessions of a Naughty Reindeer

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"