Quirky Comics Pillows

WHOA!! If you try hard enough, you can open them!

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Ostriches making out

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Underweird bras."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Mind if I join you?'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Top Secret Files

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

Tupperware Wolf

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'