Quirky Comics Pillows

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Ostriches making out

"Underweird bras."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Top Secret Files

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Tupperware Wolf

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.