Quirky Comedy Followers Gifts

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Who knew grass migrates?

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Shakespeare Project

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Cow can

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Therapist Starting Gun

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."