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'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Who knew grass migrates?

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Shakespeare Project

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Cow can

Therapist Starting Gun

The crown

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"