Quirky Cartoons Gifts

'I told you! - Don't start an argument with the mailman!'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Ostriches making out

"Do you do much walking?"

"Underweird bras."

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Chippunks

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'