Quirky Cartoons Gifts

'I told you! - Don't start an argument with the mailman!'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Social Distancing Club

Ostriches making out

"Do you do much walking?"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Underweird bras."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"I think he just ashed on me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"