Quirky Carolers Gifts

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'He's maturing early.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Violin family at Christmas

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I compose using post it notes!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

Melody Cockroach.

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Five Gold Rings

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

"Why did we even buy a sofa if we never use it?"

Collection plate at church with signs of the credit cards the church will take.

Trumpet Clothesline.

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

This is the dance of how to get your bronze award.

Nadolig Llawen

Violinist playing his violin with an umbrella

Twelfth Day of Christmas

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'

The Christmas Choir of St. Nomophobia

Bug Contemporary Music